Pjer-Emerik (dubro)

Imam identičnu, i predobra je majica, samo su rukavi iritantni jer je krojač ovo govno od Fruit of the Looma.

Fantastični wallpaperi kod obojice, ali Caetov tekst je jednostavno perverzija :O

Pellegrini i nije neki izbor za City. Odličan trener za osrednje klubove, ali izgubit će se među silnim zvijezdama i pod pritiskom šefova kluba, sjetite se samo njegovog vremena u Realu.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Adidas-Originals-Chelsea-Retro-Jersey-Tee-Shirt-Blue-White-Vintage-Throwback-/221221609377?pt=US_Soccer_Fan_Shop&var=&hash=item3381d5dfa1 Jebeš mi sve ako ima ljepšeg dresa.

I moje simpatije su ove sezone zaradili neki novi klubovi. Uz naravno najsimpatičnije Athletic, Rangerse, Leyton Orient i CSKA, sada je tu i Saint-Etienne.

Iskreno, i ja se dvoumim bih li igrao za Hrvatsku ili Englesku, no zasad to neću objavljivat u medije da se ne igram s nacijama. Al' eto, čisto da vi znate.

1) De Bruyne, Chalobah, Thorgan 2) De Bruyne, Thorgan, Loftus-Cheek 3) Baker, Feruz, Kiwomya 4) Boga, Houghton, Christensen 5) Josh McEachran

Nemojte citirati moj post, nepregledno je. EDIT: Post vam se računa samo ako ga uredno riješite kao El_Nino, ako ovako napišete odgovor na 1 i po pitanje kao only_blue pravit ću se da ne vidim. Također, pod zadnjim pitanjem se gledaju igrači iz cijelog posta, znači može biti npr. De Bruyne.

Za one koji nisu shvatili iz imena teme, poanta je glasanje za najbolju posudbu ove sezone, najbolji razvitak mladog igrača ove sezone, najboljeg igrača mlađih timova, te najljepše iznenađenje u mlađim kategorijama ove sezone. Također, imate pravo izabrati jednog igrača koji bi bio vaš broj 1 za testiranje tijekom nadolazećih priprema. Prve 4 kategorije odgovarate sa 3 igrača, jednom dajete 5 bodova, drugom 3 boda, i trećem jedan bod. Na zadnjoj kategoriji možete glasati za samo jednog igrača. A) Najuspješnija posudba ove sezone bila je: Kevin de Bruyne (Werder Bremen) Romelu Lukaku (West Bromwich Albion) Josh McEachran (Middlesbrough) Nathaniel Chalobah (Watford) Thibaut Courtois (Atletico Madrid) Tomas Kalas (Vitesse) Jeffrey Bruma (HSV) Patrick van Aanholt (Vitesse) Thorgan Hazard (Zulte Waregem) Amin Affane (Roda JC) B) Mladi igrač koji se najviše razvio ove sezone je: Patrick van Aanholt Kevin de Bruyne Jeffrey Bruma Thibaut Courtois Thorgan Hazard Aziz Deen-Conteh Josh McEachran Romelu Lukaku Tomas Kalas Jamal Blackman Daniel Pappoe Amin Affane Lucas Piazon Nathaniel Chalobah Nathan Ake Lewis Baker John Swift Islam Feruz Ruben Loftus-Cheek Andreas Christensen Alex Kiwomya Jeremie Boga C) Najbolji igrač mladih timova Chelseaja ove sezone bio je: Aziz Deen-Conteh Daniel Pappoe Lewis Baker John Swift Islam Feruz Ruben Loftus-Cheek Andreas Christensen Alex Kiwomya Jeremie Boga D) Najljepše iznenađenje ove sezone je: Andreas Christensen Jeremie Boga George Cole Dion Conroy Jordan Houghton Mitchell Beeney E) Kada biste morali izabrati jednog od gore navedenih igrača za testiranje u prvom timu tijekom nadolazećih priprema, koji igrač bi bio vaš prvi izbor? (Napomena: Ovdje imate pravo na samo jedan odgovor)

Nije mi toliko bitna sad ova Američka turneja iz više razloga, ali na Azijskoj bi, pod Mourinhom, šansu definitivno trebali dobiti neki od sljedećih igrača: Patrick van Aanholt Kevin de Bruyne Jeffrey Bruma Thorgan Hazard Josh McEachran Tomas Kalas Amin Affane Lucas Piazon Nathaniel Chalobah Lewis Baker John Swift Islam Feruz Jeremie Boga Alex Kiwomya Moje mišljenje.

Velike ti koristi što je ovo govance odabralo da igra za Hrvatsku. Pa majku li ti glupavu jebem, nemoš priprdit na u17 prvenstvu, kojem ćeš ti kurcu sad u reprezentaciji? Mrš u pičku materinu, Kova je Drogba za tebe plavušane.

Kakav Real, Bale će u United ako ode iz Kokoški, a i Cavani i Isco vjerovatno u City. Također, Falcao u Monacu je samo pitanje vremena.

Ako West Ham dovede Dzsudzsaka, to će biti jedan od najboljih transfera u njihovoj povijesti. Istina, nije igrač za top klubove poput Chelseaja ili Bayerna, ali jednom West Hamu bi mogao značiti k'o Bale Tottenhamu. Također, Amorebieta me malo razočarao. Istina, nisam očekivao da ostane u Bilbau jer se nikad nije uklapao, nikad nije bio pravi Bask, al' gdje baš u Fulham crni sine!?

Eto pa je Lokomotiva najveći Hrvatski gigant pa si ne smiju priuštit poraz od niželigaškog i nepoznatog Hajduka...ajde ti lagano jedan salto sa Staroga Mosta na beton. Svaki trofej u Hrvatskoj koji ne uzmu maminjove lutkice mi dođe kao da sam ga ja osvojio, bravo Hajduče!!

Kape su jebenica. Slažem se da je Umbro daleko najbolji za dresove, no kod kopački je Nike bomba od tvrtke. Jednostavno, ne mogu opisati kolika mi je razlika kad igram u Nikeovim, bilo kopačkama ili betonkama, i kad igram u Adidasovim. Ovo je nešto najugodnije što sam u životu obuo na noge, jednostavno je milina igrat u njima, tražio sam i iste kopačke ali ne postoje. Da nije klošarski nosit betonke po cijeli dan, ne bih ih skidao s nogu, savršenstvo:

Bolji su bili Umbrovi.

Saint-Etienne u top situaciju uoči zadnjeg kola zahvaljujući pogotku Greniera B) Nice ispala iz konkurencije za LP, sad se samo treba nadat da Rennes otkine bod Lyonu u zadnjem kolu, a Lille će pasti na svom travnjaku. Ajmo Aubameeeeee!

Gareth Bale: "Before i leave, I will make Tottenham a great team." Year 2048: Bale has signed a new contract with Spurs.

Lille prokocko bodove, St. Etienne tuko, derbi između Nice i Lyona sutra u 3, samo da klošari sa gerlanda ne dođu do pobjede.

Ti slobodno vjeruj u moje govno ako oćeš, al mi nemoj vjeru ovuda širit.

To je to Guttmane, nek si ti njih prokleo u čelo te ljubim!!

Nije mi ih nimalo žao, ovo im je za ono kad su mi prije 2 godine u sudačkoj nadoknadi sjebali tiket za 6.500 kn, eto vam ga govnari!!

"If you have only one passion in life - football - and you pursue it to the exclusion of everything else, it becomes very dangerous. When you stop doing this activity it is as though you are dying. The death of that activity is a death in itself." - Eric Cantona "The real fans of football come from the working class. Now they cannot afford to come and watch the game." - Eric Cantona "Football is an art, like dancing is an art - but only when it's well done does it become an art." - Arsene Wenger "Football is made up of all kinds of conflict. In a dressing room, between players, between us and the manager, between us and loads of people who don't seem to matter. It's constant and harsh sometimes." - Wayne Rooney "Sometimes in football you have to hold your hand up and say, yeah, they're better than us." - Sir Alex Ferguson "Without football, my life is worth nothing." - Cristiano Ronaldo "When I'm sad, I look down the table to see how Everton is doing." - Bill Shankly "I developed a mechanism so that whatever mistakes I made, I would bounce straight back. Whatever was happening off the pitch, I could put it to one side and maintain my form. Call it mental resilience or a strong mind, but that is what we mean when we talk about experience in a football team." - Gary Neville "Sometimes I miss coaching, but often things are not how they appear in football." - Ruud Gullit "I love football, I've never really taken an interest in anything else." - Wayne Rooney "Football is a game about feelings and intelligence." - Jose Mourinho "A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe you are the best and then make sure that you are." - Bill Shankly Još neki od apsolutnog boga nogometnih citata, Billa Shanklyja: 'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.' 'The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game.' 'Son, you'll do well here as long as you remember two things. Don't over-eat and don't lose your accent.' - to Ian St John when he signed for Liverpool. To a journalist who suggested Liverpool were struggling - 'Ay, here we are with problems at the top of the league.' Talking to a reporter about Roger Hunt - 'Yes Roger Hunt misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them.' Explaining to Kevin Keegan what's expected of him at Anfield - 'Just go out and drop a few hand grenades all over the place son!' 'I know this is a sad occasion, but I think that Dixie would be amazed to know that even in death he could draw a bigger crowd to Goodison than Everton on a Saturday afternoon.' - speaking at the funeral of Everton legend Dixie Dean 'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' 'Sickness would not have kept me away from this one. If I'd been dead, I would have had them bring the casket to the ground, prop it up in the stands, and cut a hole in the lid.' - after beating Everton in the 1971 FA Cup semi-final. After signing Ron Yeats - 'With him in defence, we could play Arthur Askey in goal. To Alan Ball after he'd signed for Everton - 'Never mind Alan, at least you'll be able to play next to a great team.' To Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee - 'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee!' To the players after failing to sign Lou Macari - 'I only wanted him for the reserves anyway.' To Ian St John - 'If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.' 'In my time at Anfield we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.' 'Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday amd would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.' Shankly to the Brussels hotel clerk who queried his signing 'Anfield' as his address on the hotel register - 'But that's where I live.' To a local barber, who in 1968 had asked 'Anything off the top? Shanks retorted - 'Aye, Everton!' On awaiting Everton's arrival for a derby game at Anfield, Shankly gave a box of toilet rolls to the doorman and said - 'Give them these when they arrive - they'll need them!' 'I always look in the Sunday paper to see where Everton are in the league - starting, of course, from the bottom up.' To Tommy Smith during training - 'You son, could start a riot in a graveyard.' What Shanks disliked about football - 'The end of the season.' Radio Merseyside reporter to Shankly - 'Mr Shankly, why is it that your teams' unbeaten run has suddenly ended?' Shanks replied: 'Why don't you go and jump in the lake?' On hearing a rival manager was unwell - 'I know what's wrong - he's got a bad side!' Talking about Tommy Smith - 'If he isn't named Footballer of the Year, football should be stopped and the men who picked any other player should be sent to the Kremlin.' After winning the FA Cup in 1974 Shankly goes into a fish and chip shop and orders a fish supper. The woman at the counter asks - 'Mr Shankly, shouldn't they be having steak suppers?' Shanks replied - 'No lass, they'll get steak suppers when they win the double!' Shankly on boardroom meetings - 'At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques.' Talking about the Liverpool fans - 'I'm just one of the people who stands on the kop. They think the same as I do, and I think the same as they do. It's a kind of marriage of people who like each other.' Explaining on what the off-side rule should be - 'If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.' On the leaving of Liverpool - 'It was the most difficult thing in the world, when I went to tell the chairman. It was like walking to the electric chair. That's the way it felt.'

Aubameyang izjavio da mu je životni san igrati za Real Madrid. Sad mi je još draži kad znam da nije dio ove kretenske generacije gdje svi svršavaju na igranje u Barceloni. PSG osigurao naslov, Marseille osigurao drugo mjesto. U borbi za treće, koje vodi u kvalifikacije za LP, preostala su 4 tima: 3. Lyon - 63 boda, gol-razlika 58:37 - preostali mečevi: Nice (A), Rennes (H) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Lille - 60 bodova, gol-razlika 58:39 - preostali mečevi: Montpellier (A), Saint-Etienne (H) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Nice - 60 bodova, gol-razlika 54:45 - preostali mečevi: Lyon (H), Ajaccio (A) 6. Saint-Etienne - 59 bodova, gol-razlika 57:31 - preostali mečevi: Marseille (H), Lille (A) Lyon je ovog vikenda izgubio od prvaka, no na njihovu sreću od konkurenata je slavio samo Lille, pa su još uvijek u prilično dobroj poziciji. U subotu idu na najteže gostovanje u ligi, kod Nice, gdje će jako teško doći do bodova. Ipak, u zadnjem kolu na Gerland dolazi im Rennes, kojeg bi, ako odigraju kako treba, mogli dobiti bez većih problema. Lille ima najteži raspored od ova 4 tima. Već u subotu idu na jedno od najtežih gostovanja, Montpellier, a u zadnjem kolu im dolazi nabrijani Saint-Etienne, kojem bi, ako bi slavio u subotu na Velodromeu, ta utakmica u zadnjem kolu bila od ogromnog značaja. Nice ima najlakši raspored. U subotu na Azurnoj Obali dočekuju Lyona, a sigurno da su gladni pobjede nakon što ih je Evian isprašio u 36. kolu sa 4 komada. Pred domaćim navijačima bi morali pružiti 120% u najvažnijoj utakmici sezone, a u zadnjem kolu imaju poprilično lak plijen, Ajaccio. Saint-Etienne ipak nije uspio oteti bodove jakom Lorientu, no u prilog im ide što je Marseille zacementiran na drugom mjestu, te će vjerojatno u subotu doći na Guichard sa oslabljenom postavom, gdje bi Zeleni trebali uzeti sva 3 boda. Ipak, u zadnjem kolu ih čeka gostovanje u Lilleu, a tu će im trebati nešto više. Sve u svemu, ako Lyon bude slavio na Azurnoj Obali, jedini konkurent mu ostaje Lille, dok bi u slučaju remija ili pobjede Nice, situacija postala još zanimljivija pred zadnje kolo. Subota, 21 sat, Allianz Riviera, Nice, Francuska. Utakmica u kojoj se prelama završnica francuskog prvenstva, utakmica koju će cijela Francuska pratiti pred malim ekranima. OGC Nice - Olympique Lyonnais. Mogu li Ospina, Digard, Civelli, Bautheac, Cvitanich i ekipa srušiti lavove predvođene Gomisom, Gonalonsom, Lopezom i Gourcuffom?

Nije to na pitanje novinara, nego je Mihajlović podbadao Mourinha s izjavom da ne možeš biti dobar trener ako nisi bio uspješan nogometaš, pa mu je ovaj odgovorio u svom stilu.